The best girlfriend in the whole wide world surprised me with a Mickey Mouse waffle in bed since I’m sick. #mickey #wdw #love
#ifthisdaycouldnt get worse
Happy 1 Ear Anniversary as a Cast Member! #wdw #castmember #disney #mickey
Don’t you love when you find out people have talked shit about you on the Confessional after you left?
Finally, I made it to the beach with my lovely girlfriend. 🐠🐟🐬🐳#florida #lgbt #beach #summer
Made it to Anna Maria Island! #florida #beach
I reached the Gulf Coast! I miss the ocean. #sas #florida
Today, while I was checking out a small Stitch plush for an adorably shy and quiet, 5 year old girl…
Me: Is Stitch leaving with you? You gonna give him a good home?
Me: Do you promise?
Me: Okay. I trust you. Just remember no coffee for Stitch. He doesn’t handle it too well.
Girl: Is tea okay? I want him at my tea parties.
Inspired by a friend
This should seriously become a children’s book